Fish Catching Travel
(As I head out this morning, and in leu of anything better to say, it was important that I pass this warning on to you – do not ignore this or face the potential consequences! This is for your own good!)
FINAL WARNING.
Forward This Within 24 Hours!
Share this message of Good News.
Only you can make this world a better place. It is imperative that you send my link to at least 10 other people or some serious stuff will happen. A second nose will grow from your face, your could sister will turn out to be your brother, or space aliens will take you to their ship and probe you know where. But worst of all, you will never get another bite, and I mean never.
But if you share this website with the clueless public great things will happen. Money will start dropping out of the sky, your spouse will be prettier or incredibly handsome next time you wake up, or the government will actually give a damn about all of us . But best of all, you will catch fish like you only dreamed of. They will all be big, they will come one after the other, and you might even win the Bassmaster classic and a new boat.
So don’t take a chance. Share this message of joy and hope with the masses. I mean it. The world needs your help and only you can do it. So help a brother out. Share my site message of hope and good news!
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As I head out to load the truck it is amazing how much crap it takes to fish and hunt for a couple of days. It is a tough life I lead, but I will somehow manage to soldier on. When you next hear from me it should be deer down and fish beyond my wildest dreams. So keep stopping in and thanks for reading my stuff.
Good Luck and Tight Lines – Or Else!
